Handle Me Jokes - 7 Hilarious Handle Me Jokes

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If you can't handle me at my worst....

I don't blame you. That shits ridiculous.

If you can’t handle me at my worst...

Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries.

If you can't handle me at my worst

then I should probably pull myself together and be considerate of others.

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When a girl says: 'If you can't handle me at my worst...

When a girl says: 'If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best'.
What she really means is: 'I'm a psycho'.

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A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin

The human pilot realized it was unrecoverable and shouted, "Computer, initiate automated ejection sequence."

After a long silence, the computer responded, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

Smirking, the crafty, old-school pilot muttered, "I knew the...

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

I bought a new car recently.

I got it for a great deal. Oscar Mayer Weiner was going under so they sold me one of their weenie vans. I was really excited so I drove it around town to show off. I pulled up to a Starbucks because I was thirsty and as I was parking I saw the most beautiful girl in the world. She watched me park an...

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