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I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

After watching Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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A man is found dead with Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

Poor bastard died of Mercury poisoning.

Friend of mine offered to lend me his Bohemian Rhapsody DVD

Turned out it was a pirated copy. Was pretty average quality if I’m being honest, could only see a little silhouetto of a man

I asked my friend if he wanted to go see the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

He said, “Sure, but we need to get tickets. Can you do the Fandango?”

What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?

Mamaaaaa, OwO

I was in a interview and the interviewer asked me if I can perform under pressure.?

I say no but I can perform Bohemia Rhapsody.

I nervously applied to sing on American Idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!

When I worked as a spy...

I was tasked with capturing someone overseas and bringing them back to MI5 for interrogation. On an overnight layover I took the captive to a local karaoke bar where they sang a surprisingly fantastic version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Honestly, it was an extraordinary rendition!

The fear of germs is getting so bad...

Now they're telling us to sing Bohemian Rhapsody twice when we wash our hands.

United is changing some of its branding

For starters, they are going to change their music from rhapsody in blue to rhapsody in black and blue.



They are also becoming the unfriendly skies.




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