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Rhapsody Jokes

I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure.

I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.

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A man is found dead with Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

Poor bastard died of Mercury poisoning.

After watching Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

Friend of mine offered to lend me his Bohemian Rhapsody DVD

Turned out it was a pirated copy. Was pretty average quality if I’m being honest, could only see a little silhouetto of a man

What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?

Mamaaaaa, OwO

I asked my friend if he wanted to go see the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

He said, “Sure, but we need to get tickets. Can you do the Fandango?”

I nervously applied to sing on American Idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!

When I worked as a spy...

I was tasked with capturing someone overseas and bringing them back to MI5 for interrogation. On an overnight layover I took the captive to a local karaoke bar where they sang a surprisingly fantastic version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Honestly, it was an extraordinary rendition!

The fear of germs is getting so bad...

Now they're telling us to sing Bohemian Rhapsody twice when we wash our hands.

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