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Amy Winehouse Jokes

Why did I name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse?

Because it's just going to die and leave needles everywhere.

*As told to me by David Sedaris while getting a book signed.

What would Amy Winehouse be doing if she were alive today?

Scratching at the lid of her coffin.



Too soon?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me

She's going on 6 years sober now.

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception?

He will be singing "Candle Under the Spoon".

TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death.

She must have read the comments.

What’s seven inches long and hasn’t been sucked in years?

Amy Winehouse’s crackpipe

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

If your ever feeling like you can't achieve something, just remember...

Today, Amy Winehouse is six years clean.

President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...

...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

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