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Not your average dick joke

What does the Pink Panther and a male prostitute have in common?

They’re both Peter Sellers.

What do Inspector Clouseau and a gigolo have in common?

They're both Peter Sellers.

Richard Gere stars in American Gigolo.

...maybe it would be more appropriate if it starred Peter Sellers instead?

I plan to start a male escort service.

I'm going to call it Peter Sellers.

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What do you call a consortium of dildo manufacturers?




Peter Sellers

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Did you hear about the bloke who poisoned his wife with a razor blade?

He gave her arse a nick.

Probably doesn't translate well into American English but there you go.

My dad told me this joke over twenty years ago. He said he'd heard Peter Sellers tell it on a street corner.

Don't ask me why Peter Sellers was telling jokes on a street corner. Must...

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