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What does Marlon Brando say if you put his face on a Sega Genesis?

“I coulda been a Nintendo!”

What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer?

STELLA!

A man is patiently waiting for lab results in an exam room.

The doctor enters cheery and off.

Doctor: Mr. Brando! We have your lab results back!

Brando: Thank you doctor, what’s the news?

Doctor: What you have is rare.

Brando: How rare?

Doctor: Pick a name.

If The Godfather was based underwater

Don Corleone would have been played by Marlin Brando

What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?

Marlin Brando

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