I'm currently learning English (not my native language) and my teacher keeps wearing pentagrams, bathing in lamb's blood, and praising Lucifer
I'm not sure, but I think it's TEFL worship
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five.
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five. On his birthday, he went to the racetrack and was astounded to see that in the fifth race (scheduled for five o'clock) a horse named Pentagram was running, with the odds of 55 to 1. Rushing off to ...
When is a pentagram better than a cross?
When it's burning.
I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms.
Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer.
How much does a satanist's soul weigh?
How many grams of material are needed to summon satan?
5, all you need is a pentagram
Why did it take so long for Labour to expel Alistair Campbell
It's really difficult to draw a pentagram around a moving target.
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There once was a man who’s lucky number was 5.
John was born on the 5th of May in 1955, at precisely 5:55 am, when his parents were both 55 years old. He lived on the fifth floor of an apartment, 5 hours away from his school.
As he grew up, the number five cropped up in his life in weird and wonderful ways. He was five minutes late to eve...
How does the devil measure his drugs?