How much does the devil weigh?

A pentagram.

When is a pentagram better than a cross?

When it's burning.

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There once was a man who’s lucky number was 5.

John was born on the 5th of May in 1955, at precisely 5:55 am, when his parents were both 55 years old. He lived on the fifth floor of an apartment, 5 hours away from his school.

As he grew up, the number five cropped up in his life in weird and wonderful ways. He was five minutes late to eve...

I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms.

Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer.

How does Satan measure his mass?

In pentagrams.

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