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Pastafarian Jokes

fellow Pastafarian

When a fellow Pastafarian has died, is it polite/proper to say they have pasta way?

How do you end a pastafarian prayer?

Ramen

Bob and Benny, two Pastafarians, have sent letters to each other once a month for a decade.

They’re penne pals

My wife is pastafarian whereas I belong to the United Church of Bacon

Our son believes in spaghetti carbonara.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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