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Menorah Jokes

My buddy wrote a comedy routine about menorahs.

It was just a bunch of candle shtick.

I found out Iā€™m 25% Jewish.

So my parents gave me a 2 candle menorah

What do you call a Black Jew?

.....a menorah-tee.

How does one spot a Jewish redneck?

...they leave their Menorah up year round

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