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Paratroopers Jokes

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Paratrooper's First Jump NSFW

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news.

"So, did ...

Paratroopers from England, Scotland, France and the US were on a plane...

During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.

The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said "Pour la France!" and jumped without the parachute.

Th...

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The paratrooper

A guy joins the paratroopers, like his father before him, and his father\`s father before him.

The day of the first jump, the guy comes home. His dad says, "Well, son, how\`d it go?"

His son says, "Well, we were up there, and I was the last one to jump. But when I got to the door I ju...

What do you call a college student who joined the paratroopers to pay off his student loans?

Debt from above.

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A cat or a pill

A cold, withered, teenage addict wandered to his dope dealer’s apartment. Through the back, up the stairs, he knocked at the door. \*knock knock\*

“Who's there?” Said the dope drug dealer.

“Just me, looking for comfort.”

“Comfort huh… you look rather withered and cold.”

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