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Paralyzing Jokes

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This thing is closing schools, paralyzing the nation and fucking new yorkers

We need to call it COVID9/11

Alert! Widespread, paralyzing, life-consuming, pandemic virus!!

Norton.

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats

and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...

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