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On Desk Jokes

A man walks up to the information desk at a mall and says, ā€œI seem to have lost my kids. Can I make an announcement on the PA system?ā€

Mall guy: Oh sure.

Man, grabbing the mike: Iā€™m vegan.

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A fat man wants to lose weight...

A fat man is looking for a way to lose weight. He has already tried all kinds of slimming diets and fitness programs, but they didn't work for him. One day, he comes across an ad that says: "New revolutionary method - weight loss 100% guaranteed. Satisfied or your money back!"
He thinks: "Since ...

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