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Paedophilia Jokes

Paedophilia

It's a cardinal sin.

My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia

The kids are taking it pretty hard.

When’s the best time for a paedophilia joke?

Before it fully matures.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What is the #1 cause of paedophilia?

Sexy children.

I’ve concluded the chicken came before the egg

and got arrested for paedophilia

I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...

I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.

Electronic Arts, the games company, have had their lawyers in court stating that:

”There not loot boxes in our games, there surprise mechanics”.

Yeah right, that's like saying:

”It's not paedophilia its early access”.

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