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Packed Lunch Jokes

What do golfers put in their packed lunches...?

...Sand wedges

Silent H

One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H ...in Hour, Honour. ...etc. ...??????
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "....... (I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my ...

There was once a man who got a divorce...

And there was a very good reason for it.

See, he woke up on the morning of his birthday and went downstairs for breakfast. He ate his breakfast, grabbed his packed lunch and coffee, grabbed his car keys, and took off to work. He was absolutely appalled, however, that not his wife or any of hi...

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There are three construction workers sitting on the 20th floor of a building...

As their legs hang off the side of the building, they open up their packed lunches. The first worker looks at his sandwich and says;

"Damn it! A ham sandwich again? If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm jumping off this building!"

The second worker opens his lunch and responds;

"Y...

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A English, Irish and Scottish man all sat at the top of a constructions site.

They are all getting ready for dinner, first the English man opens his packed lunch looks at his sandwich and says "i swear to god if my wife makes ham and pickle sarnys again tomorrow im going to jump off here" the Irish man does the same looks into his packed lunch and inspects his sandwitch "tis ...

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