I really adore the inherent pacifistic attitude of the vegans.
They don't want to have any beef with people.
That isn't to say that they are cow-ards
What did the pacifist say to the aggressive musician?
Violins is not the answer.
Whats a pacifist favorite food?
What do you call a traveling pacifist?
One time I was telling jokes to my pacifist friend, but he didn't like any of them.
I guess he didn't like punchlines
People never seem to remember Jet Li's weaker, pacifist brother...
What did the pacifist cannibal do to earn his bad reputation?
Nothing. He's just full of himself.
A soldier, a pacifist and a band are on an airplane
Suddenly the plane starts falling from the sky.
The pilot shouts: "There's too much weight! Somebody has to jump!"
The soldier stands up and walks to the door: "It would be an honour to protect all of you."
The airplane keeps falling. Soon the pilot shouts again...
Joke my 8yr old just told me
If someone is a pacifist they don't fight, but they can PASS a FIST!
Say what you like about pacifists...
Did you know Francis was not the first choice to become the new Pope?
Actually it was a lesser know man, Cardinal Herzenbacher. He'd been a man of God from an early age, a pacifist all his life. When WWII broke out, he was conscripted and forced to fight, and so became a bomber pilot. A few months into the war he was shot down but survived, miraculously only l...
One day, the monks at a monastery decided they need to raise money.
Friar Tuck decided to start a florist's shop. It was a success! All the villagers nearby loved to buy flowers from the men of God. All except one, that is. The local florist. He was getting run out of business by the monks. He went to the Friar and asked him to close their shop, but they refused. ...
Did you hear that the Irony Convention is in town?
For whatever reason, the pacifists are all up in arms about it!
If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called...
... Pacifist Rick ?
Ghandi is my role model
Everyone knows about Gandhi. Pacifist, role model of MLK, and arguably the most important man in the movement of Indian independence. Of course, aside from his upstanding character, he did have a multitude of physical flaws. As an Indian peasant, he rarely wore shoes because he was too poor to affor...