Little kids are like fidget spinners

They're overhyped.

Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.

I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....

'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'


I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.

I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny

Overhyped and without a campaign.

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