A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here." The man whispers, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want...
Did you hear about the guy who left his phone charging overnight?
It overcharged, caught fire and burned the house down.
He was arrested on charges of battery.
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three psychologists confess secrets to each other.
The first says "Hate to admit it, but I fuck my patients on a regular basis. I'll fuck men and women, hell, one time I fucked this chick's dog!"
the second psychologist said "I also hate to admit this, but I'm a thief. I overcharge my clientelle, rip them off, and last week I stole a 20 out o...
I'd like to leave you ladies and gentlemen with this frightening fact: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for one year. I'm not sure about you people, but I think we're being overcharged on...