UPJOKE
wormeric jacobsonjim hensongrundgettathe simpsonspbshbomisanthropydystoniaelephantsesame streeti love trashcaroll spinneypakistanjon stone

Oscar The Grouch Jokes

Oscar the Grouch is an ideal quarantine mascot.

I don’t know about physical distancing, but he sure practices social distancing.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.

Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.

Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from?

Poppy street

My ex asked me "what's your problem?"

I said "to quote Oscar the grouch, my problem is that I love trash"

It was a dark time on the street.

War had come to Sesame Street. Big Bird lay bleeding with a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his side. As he lay there. Oscar the grouch came over to speak with him.
Oscar: How are you doing general bird?
Big Bird: Never mind that now commander what is the letter and number of the day?
Osc...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.