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Origins Jokes

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You know what they say:

Greeks invented the threesome

And the Romans added women.

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A teacher decides to let students go home early if they can name some quote origins.

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score
and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go
home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his
mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"T...

Today on Origins of Words, we look at,

'The long arm of the law'

Originated in 1986, in the Chernobyl region.

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A guy walks into a bar...

... and asks the bartender for a Jack and Coke. The bartender hands him an apple. The man, looking confused, asks, "What's this?" The bartender replies, "Take a bite out of the apple." The man does and surprised, he says, "Wow, this tastes like Jack Daniels!" The bartender says, "Now turn it around....

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