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Opie Jokes

None of us thought that our friend Opie would be a good mailman.

But Opie delivered.

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.

The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.

Ron Howard is opening a pizza service business for Redditors.

It’s called Opie Delivers.

What does a Redditor name his dog?

Opie.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?

He had sex with Opie's mom.

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