There was once a town named “Aspay.” This was a small town with a few local businesses, but the pride of the town was its train station. Now, I know a train station seems like a strange thing to take pride in, but this train station was special. For one, it was kept absolutely spotless. It always wa...
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4:00 AM, husband wakes up his wife
H: wake up, we're going hunting.
W: come oon, go without me today, let me sleep.
H: well, you know our house rules, if you don't wanna go, we're having anal sex.
W: sighs...
H: I'm going to prepare dogs, will be back in few minutes.
Few minutes later husband comes ...
A student writes her parent's, "Deare$t Mom and Dad,
college i$ going well. I am making many friend$ and learning lot$. But $omething i$ mi$$ing, I ju$t wi$h I knew what it wa$. Anyway$, be$t wi$hes and I'll talk to you again $oon.
Her parents respond,
Dearest Daughter, NOthing makes us happier than kNOwing you're doing well. We NOtic...
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