Oon of Aspay

There was once a town named “Aspay.” This was a small town with a few local businesses, but the pride of the town was its train station. Now, I know a train station seems like a strange thing to take pride in, but this train station was special. For one, it was kept absolutely spotless. It always wa...

My f‌‌riend c‌‌an't a‌‌fford t‌‌o p‌‌ay h‌‌is w‌‌ater b‌‌ill a‌‌nymore so I‌‌ s‌‌ent h‌‌im a‌‌ c‌‌ard.

"‌‌Get w‌‌ell s‌‌oon"

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4:00 AM, husband wakes up his wife

H: wake up, we're going hunting.

W: come oon, go without me today, let me sleep.

H: well, you know our house rules, if you don't wanna go, we're having anal sex.

W: sighs...

H: I'm going to prepare dogs, will be back in few minutes.

Few minutes later husband comes ...

A student writes her parent's, "Deare$t Mom and Dad,

college i$ going well. I am making many friend$ and learning lot$. But $omething i$ mi$$ing, I ju$t wi$h I knew what it wa$. Anyway$, be$t wi$hes and I'll talk to you again $oon.

Her parents respond,

Dearest Daughter,
NOthing makes us happier than kNOwing you're doing well. We NOtic...

A guy and a giraffe walk in to a bar...

They go up to the bar and order 20 shots each. 1 shot, 2 shots, 3, 4 .... they finally down the 20th shot. They both stand to leave and the giraffe passes out on the floor. The guy keeps stumbling to the door.

Right as he is going to leave. The bartender says, "Hey! Are you going to leave th...

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