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Ajit Pai.

That's it. That's the whole fucking joke.

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

Edit: I'm getting a lot of comments that the comparison is very inaccurate and Hitler was much worse than Pai. To those people, I invite you to check which sub you are currently on. The results will shock you!

Edit 2: Wow so...

I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

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Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store...

Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store when he notices a produce clerk eyeing him. He goes about his shopping, albeit a bit unnerved by the clerk’s hungry eyes.

Ajit turns down another aisle and sees the guy at the deli counter scoping him out like a lion would look at a wounded wildebeest. ...

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a Rapist?

Nothing. They both fuck you harder the more you say No!

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Cyber Monday is Ajit Pai’s favorite day of the year

He loves to fuck people online

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Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate

"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked

Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!"

EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!"

Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the mo...

Ajit Pai

‘s career

Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

Don’t hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

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I think it's funny how Ajit Pai

Has a name that's easily mispronounced as "a shit pie".

Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

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I hear that Ajit Pai recently had an asshole transplant.

The asshole rejected him.

Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...

Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks “Why’s the bar so low?”

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What’s the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One’s a shit pie and the other’s Ajit Pai.

The chairman of the FCC is starting a new business.

It's going to be called PaiPal.

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Hitler, Pol pot and George W Bush were...

together in hell sitting around a campfire. They are telling each other stories from the time they were alive and having a great time laughing over the evil things they have done.

As the night goes on, they get into a discussion about who might be the vilest, most evil and most universally ...

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What do you call a pie that’s full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

This is the worst movie I've ever watched

Life of Pai

Microtransactions are getting out of hand.

Even the internet is Pai to win!

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

I've never really disliked pastries

But I hate Pai now

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Expensive cars and their radios.

A lady bought a new $130,000 Mercedes-AMG GT car and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she ...

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What is mathematicians least favorite constant value?

Pai

What is a Telecom Executives favourite finishing move?

A Cream Pai

Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

Biggest Internet Joke?

Ajit Pai (FCC Chairman, 2017)

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