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Ajit Pai.

That's it. That's the whole fucking joke.

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

Edit: I'm getting a lot of comments that the comparison is very inaccurate and Hitler was much worse than Pai. To those people, I invite you to check which sub you are currently on. The results will shock you!

Edit 2: Wow so...

I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

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Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate

"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked

Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!"

EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!"

Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the mo...

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Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store...

Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store when he notices a produce clerk eyeing him. He goes about his shopping, albeit a bit unnerved by the clerk’s hungry eyes.

Ajit turns down another aisle and sees the guy at the deli counter scoping him out like a lion would look at a wounded wildebeest. ...

Ajit Pai

‘s career

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a Rapist?

Nothing. They both fuck you harder the more you say No!

Don’t hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.


($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to...

How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

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Cyber Monday is Ajit Pai’s favorite day of the year

He loves to fuck people online

Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

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What’s the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One’s a shit pie and the other’s Ajit Pai.

For all the people queuing for McDonalds

I was at the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and a young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order.

So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The McDonalds worker must have told her w...

The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

The art of joke writing

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime...

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What do you call a pie that’s full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

Date: I’m instantly attracted to men with power

Me: I just paid my electric bill

Microtransactions are getting out of hand.

Even the internet is Pai to win!

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What is mathematicians least favorite constant value?

Pai

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

I've never really disliked pastries

But I hate Pai now

What is a Telecom Executives favourite finishing move?

A Cream Pai

Biggest Internet Joke?

Ajit Pai (FCC Chairman, 2017)

Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

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Reddit has been cracking down on child pornography content lately

They're still letting people show Ajit Pai's asshole though

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During the church service the pastor asked if anyone would like to comment on the power of prayer.

Susan stood and walked to the podium. She said,”Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”

There was a muffled gasp from the men ...

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Do you agree to this vote?

EA and Hitler are in a room deciding who is the worst. Hitler says "i killed millions of people!" and EA says "We ruined millions of game franchises!".

They hold a vote

As they sit in opposite rooms patiently waiting for who is worse

Satan come is and says the people have decide...

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A fragile looking old man approaches a young woman at a grocery store.

He says, "Excuse me. I know this is going to sound awkward, but I was wondering if I could pay you to have sex with me."

She slaps him in the face and says, "I'm married. How dare you?"

He replies, "I didn't mean to offend you. Maybe you could ask him if he would be OK with it."
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