Nudist Colony Jokes - 22 Hilarious Nudist Colony Jokes

I recently joined a nudist colony

The first few days were the hardest.

Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony.

One turns to the other and asks “Have you read Marx?” The second replies “yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs!”

How do find the blind man at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Nudist colony

Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A- The one who can eat the la...

Did you hear about the girl in the nudist colony?

Nothing looked good on her.

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

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What's the most popular movie at a nudist colony?

Free Willy

I'm happy with thinking of this myself.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

Joey moves to a nudist colony

Joey moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of him in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally ...

Social distancing at a nudist colony

Is directly influenced by the tempture.
Warm days, 6'3"
Cold days less

My lazy neighbor is retiring and joining a nudist colony...

...he said he just wanted a place where he could hang out.

I joined a nudist colony in Canada.

To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet.

A dwarf was kicked out of a nudist colony

Apparently, he kept sticking his nose in everyones' business.

The nudist colony restaurant was so bad

Even the salad was undressed

I went to an all you can eat restaurant at a nudist colony in Canada

It was called In the Buffet

I think the local nudist colony just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.

Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own ...

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

A little old lady told me this at work.

Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so
heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being
run over, at a rate of three to six a week.
So Farmer John called the local police station to complain,
"You...

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