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Nostradamus Jokes

Wheel of Nostradamus

A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.

"Only five dollars per spin, sir."

Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replie...

Nostradamus's childhood

Kid Nostradamus asks his mom:

"Mom, what's for dinner?"

"Like you don't know, you little prick!"

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