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Unintelligible Jokes

Today we honor a patron saint by drinking ourselves into an unintelligible stupor.

Or as the Irish call it...breakfast.

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So one day my obese friend stopped eating all together and just became a complete unintelligible bitch with evil powers.

We had to call an anorexorcist...

The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible!

The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.

To sum up Trump's 100 days...

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I have a scat fetish but...

But that just means I get hard when I hear unintelligible jazz singing

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A man was going ice fishing.

He goes out onto the ice, cuts open a hold, and lowers his bait into the hole. 45 minutes pass, and the man has not gotten a nibble. A younger man walks out onto the ice, drills a hole right next to him, lowers his bait, and within a few minutes has hooked a largemouth bass.

The first man is...

Daddy, how did you name me?

A father is resting outside on a summer afternoon when his young daughter comes up to him and asks, "Daddy, how did I get my name?" He replied, "Well sweetheart, when you were born your mother and I didn't know what to name you so we brought you home from the hospital and set you down in the nursery...

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