Scissors are a beautifully simplistic piece of technology.
Their invention was nothing but shear genius.
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the worst job
a group of friends were chatting about how their careers had all gone downhill.
the first one used to be a model but now drove a garbage truck. "it's pretty rubbish", she said. "well i work at the tip, and it stinks", said the next.
the third friend worked at the sewage plant. "my...
A painter unveils his five new paintings in a gallery...
A painter unveils his four new paintings in a gallery. The first is a cubism painting of x^3. The second is an abstract painting depicting 3x^2. The third is a realism painting depicting 6x. The next is a landscape painting of the number 6. The last is a simplistic painting of the number 0.