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a teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name “hijkm” she says “i’m sorry, i’m not sure how to pronounce this name,” then spells it out. a girl raises her hand and says this:

“that’s me, and it’s pronounced noelle”
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Noelle is a weird name.

Mostly because there‘s 2 of them right towards the end.
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Have I told you guys about this girl Noelle?

She means the word to me
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New student

Teacher sees the name of a new student 'abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz' and asks how the heck is this pronounced.

The student replies 'Noelle'.
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A mother was showing her newborn baby to the neighbor

Neighbor: She's so cute. What's her name?

Mother: Shes our little JKMN

Neighbor: Oh, that's a little hard to say isn't it?

Mother: It's okay, she also goes by Noelle
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