Antoinette Jokes - 13 Hilarious Antoinette Jokes

If Marie Antoinette, Anne Boleyn, Charles I, and Louis XVI formed a band, what would its name be?

The Talking Heads.

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To think, Louis and Marie-Antoinette almost won the French Revolution.

They were neck and neck.

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364 days of the year I agree with Marie Antoinette

But today, let them vote cake.

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Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution

Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution simply by issuing an edict the distribute bread among the poor.
However, she didn’t do that because you can’t have your cake and edict too.

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Why couldn't Marie-Antoinette finish her last words?

She got cut off.

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Marie-Antoinette heard of the starving karma farmers of reddit

“Let them have cake day”

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What does Marie Antoinette and me have in common?

It is likely at one point on December the 16th over the years, we have enjoyed a cake day.

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One thing that you shouldn't say to Marie Antoinette

You left my head hanging in shame

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How are Marie Antoinette, Princess Peach, and GLaDOS alike?

They all lie about there being cake.

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What did Mary Antoinette say on this day in history?

Let them eat cake day!

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Marie Antoinette was surprised when she found out how she was being executed

Her Face dropped

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So, apparently, Marie Antoinette was really good at oral sex...

In fact, the entire Third Estate wanted her head!

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded?

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