Sometimes I have such a hard time remembering my favorite Celine Dion song

..but it's all coming back to me now.

I have a friend, Celine, from China. She is beautiful but so fragile.

Poor Celine.

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

Celine Dion is an organ donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

You know which singer really cut the mustard?

Celine Dijon

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