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Ninjas Jokes

Why do you never see a fat ninja?

Because fat ninjas are the best ninjas.

How do non-binary ninjas kill people?

They/them

What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

How many ninjas does it take to...

Where did that lightbulb come from?!

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Maybe every nation has ninjas

And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst

What do you call two ninjas?

A pair of sneakers

Farts are like ninjas because…

They’re sneaky, they’re dangerous, and if you see one, something has gone terribly wrong.

I typed “ninjas” into thesaurus.com. It said “ninjas cannot be found.”

Well played ninjas, well played.

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My sexual partners are like ninjas...

You will never see the coming

I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have.

He said, "shuriken."

Two ninjas are talking on a rooftop

Ninja 1: Hey can you show me your Throwing Star skills?

Ninja 2: Shuriken

Three ninjas walked into a bar

but you would never know.

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Sam Loved Ninjas

Little Sam loved ninjas. He'd think about them all day and watch ninja movies all night.

He had a ninja costume, throwing stars, the whole shebang.

One day he's playing around and whacks himself in the eye with a nunchuck, he runs downstairs to his mum bawling "Mummy mummy mummy look...

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Why do frat boys think their girls are ninjas?

They never hear them cumming.

What do farts and Ninjas have in common?

They're both silent, but deadly.

How many ninjas does it take to change a light....

OH! It changed

What do ninjas drink?

WATAAA!!!

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Did you know that every country in the world has Ninjas?

We only hear about the ones from Japan because they're not as good at their job.

What do you call ninjas with red hair?

Ginjas....

Two Ninjas

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

There are no black ninjas..

Only Incognegroes.

Two ninjas were having an argument

Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja.

The first says, "Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."

The second ninja says, "Shuriken."

What is a ninja's favorite beverage?

WA-TAHHHHH!

Two ninjas watch an enemy approach. The first ninja nudges the other and says, "he can't cross without being attacked, can he?" The other ninja, stretches and yawns, and replies

"shuriken."

What is a ninjas favorite section at the book store?

Stealth Help

The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland

Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?

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Japanese ninjas were historically required to wrap any gifts in the same cloth they used to cover their faces

They had to mask their presents

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TIL ninjas only have sex in the dark...

That way you can't see them coming.

A ninja is getting ready to fight a samurai

The ninjas friend asks him "do you really think you can kill him without a sword?"

"Sure-i-can"

Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?

They strike from the shadows.

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