How do non-binary ninjas kill people?

They/them

Farts are like ninjas because…

They’re sneaky, they’re dangerous, and if you see one, something has gone terribly wrong.

Why do you never see a fat ninja?

Because fat ninjas are the best ninjas.

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My sexual partners are like ninjas...

You will never see the coming

What shoes do ninjas wear (dad joke N°1)

Sneakers

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Why do frat boys think their girls are ninjas?

They never hear them cumming.

Three ninjas walked into a bar

but you would never know.

How many ninjas does it take to change a light....

OH! It changed

A ninja is getting ready to fight a samurai

The ninjas friend asks him "do you really think you can kill him without a sword?"

"Sure-i-can"

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Did you know that every country in the world has Ninjas?

We only hear about the ones from Japan because they're not as good at their job.

Two ninjas are talking on a rooftop

Ninja 1: Hey can you show me your Throwing Star skills?

Ninja 2: Shuriken

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Japanese ninjas were historically required to wrap any gifts in the same cloth they used to cover their faces

They had to mask their presents

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Maybe every nation has ninjas

And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

I typed “ninjas” into thesaurus.com. It said “ninjas cannot be found.”

Well played ninjas, well played.

I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have.

He said, "shuriken."

What do you call ninjas with red hair?

Ginjas....

What martial art do they teach pencil ninjas?

Taekwonderoga

What do you call two ninjas?

A pair of sneakers!

Two ninjas watch an enemy approach. The first ninja nudges the other and says, "he can't cross without being attacked, can he?" The other ninja, stretches and yawns, and replies

"shuriken."

What is a ninjas favorite section at the book store?

Stealth Help

What do ninjas drink?

WATAAA!!!

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Sam Loved Ninjas

Little Sam loved ninjas. He'd think about them all day and watch ninja movies all night.

He had a ninja costume, throwing stars, the whole shebang.

One day he's playing around and whacks himself in the eye with a nunchuck, he runs downstairs to his mum bawling "Mummy mummy mummy look...

Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union?

They strike from the shadows.

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