The ninja master asked a student if they thought they could handle the next challenge.
The disciple answered, shuriken!
What do you call a shuriken that never hits the right target?
Can a ninja really wield a star?
What did the ninja say when asked if he can kill a man with ninja stars?
Can you kill someone with a throwing star?
Two ninjas are talking on a rooftop
Ninja 1: Hey can you show me your Throwing Star skills?
Ninja 2: Shuriken
What did the throwing star say when his friend asked if he could lend a hand?
Can a Ninja attack you from long distance?
I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have.
He said, "shuriken."
A Ninja was on a Mission
A ninja was on a very sneaky assassination mission. As he crept through the compound and avoided detection, he finally laid eyes on his target. As sort of a tradition, the ninja would always whisper to his weapons before going in for the kill. As he prepared to kill the target, the ninja equipped a ...
So a ninja walks into a bar.
He sits at the counter and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. “
The ninja says, “what do you mean? I demand a drink! Let me speak to your manager.”
The manager comes out and asks what the problem is. The ninja explains his outrage. <...
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What would Obama's campaign slogan be if he confidently ran for office in Japan?
Two ninjas watch an enemy approach. The first ninja nudges the other and says, "he can't cross without being attacked, can he?" The other ninja, stretches and yawns, and replies
Two ninjas were having an argument
Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja.
The first says, "Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."
The second ninja says, "Shuriken."
Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap?