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Shuriken Jokes

Can you kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

What do you call a shuriken that never hits the right target?

An unsure-iken

I asked a ninja “Can you show me one of those throwing stars?”

The ninja replied “Shuriken.”

“Can you please tell me the primary weapon used by ninjas?”

“Shuriken”

Me to a ninja: Hey, can you show me how you precisely cut off tree branches with those throwing stars?

“Shuriken.”

(Came up with this ex nihilo, please like)

Two ninjas are talking on a rooftop

Ninja 1: Hey can you show me your Throwing Star skills?

Ninja 2: Shuriken

I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have.

He said, "shuriken."

What did the throwing star say when his friend asked if he could lend a hand?

Shuriken

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What would Obama's campaign slogan be if he confidently ran for office in Japan?

Shuriken

Two ninjas watch an enemy approach. The first ninja nudges the other and says, "he can't cross without being attacked, can he?" The other ninja, stretches and yawns, and replies

"shuriken."

A Ninja was on a Mission

A ninja was on a very sneaky assassination mission. As he crept through the compound and avoided detection, he finally laid eyes on his target. As sort of a tradition, the ninja would always whisper to his weapons before going in for the kill. As he prepared to kill the target, the ninja equipped a ...

So a ninja walks into a bar.

He sits at the counter and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. “

The ninja says, “what do you mean? I demand a drink! Let me speak to your manager.”

The manager comes out and asks what the problem is. The ninja explains his outrage.
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Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap?

Shuriken.

Two ninjas were having an argument

Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja.

The first says, "Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."

The second ninja says, "Shuriken."

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