Neverland Ranch Jokes - 4 Hilarious Neverland Ranch Jokes

I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic church.

Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

On the day of Michael Jackson's death

The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.

The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"

"I reckon the roller coaster."

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