[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland?

She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.

What's black, and white, and OBVIOUSLY belongs in NeverLand?

Pan, duh.

"Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands."

You see, I love this joke because it never grows old.

What happened when the Corona virus reached Neverland?

It started a Peter Pandemic.

I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic Church.

Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com

Why is Tinker Bell always flying around?

Because she lives in Neverland.

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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded?

You: Because he Neverlands.

Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.

Michael Jackson invited a young boy for a sleepover.

Everytime the boy would begin to drop off to sleep, he'd hear a noise, he'd look up and Michael would slink off out of the room and then behind the door. The boy grabbed the pillow and forced his eye to remain open. As soon as the boy fell asleep Michael came back in the room. In the end he could ta...

Why didn’t Peter Pan’s career in stand-up take off?

Because his jokes Neverland.

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Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn’t realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

I am not saying that i am ugly

But when is spent the weekend at Neverland, i got my own room

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

because he neverlands!

jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his slave, #freetink

Kevin Spacey as Peter Pan

Kevin Spacey has been offered the role of Peter Pan for his next film but some changes were required.

Now, to get to Neverland, he tells the 2nd star to his right to bend over til morning.

On the day of Michael Jackson's death

The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.

The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"

"I reckon the roller coaster."

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