Neverland Jokes - 16 Hilarious Neverland Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland?

She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.

What happened when the Corona virus reached Neverland?

It started a Peter Pandemic.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he can Neverland.

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic church.

Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland.

I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.

Why is Tinker Bell always flying around?

Because she lives in Neverland.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com

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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded?

You: Because he Neverlands.

Me: No. It's because he's a orphan.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why didn’t Peter Pan’s career in stand-up take off?

Because his jokes Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

because he neverlands!

jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his slave, #freetink

I am not saying that i am ugly

But when is spent the weekend at Neverland, i got my own room

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

On the day of Michael Jackson's death

The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.

The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"

"I reckon the roller coaster."

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