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Neverland Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland?

She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.

What happened when the Corona virus reached Neverland?

It started a Peter Pandemic.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he can Neverland.

Where do procrastinators live?

In Neverland.

Why is Tinker Bell always flying around?

Because she lives in Neverland.

I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic church.

Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.

My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland.

I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.

How do kids know when it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com

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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded?

You: Because he Neverlands.

Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why didn’t Peter Pan’s career in stand-up take off?

Because his jokes Neverland.

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Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn’t realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

because he neverlands!

jkjk it's cuz of the pixie dust. tinker Bell is his slave, #freetink

I am not saying that i am ugly

But when is spent the weekend at Neverland, i got my own room

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

On the day of Michael Jackson's death

The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.

The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"

"I reckon the roller coaster."

Michael Jackson invited a young boy for a sleepover.

Everytime the boy would begin to drop off to sleep, he'd hear a noise, he'd look up and Michael would slink off out of the room and then behind the door. The boy grabbed the pillow and forced his eye to remain open. As soon as the boy fell asleep Michael came back in the room. In the end he could ta...

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