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Natural Born Jokes

He was a natural born thief.

He had his mother's looks, his father's nose, and the doctor's watch

I was asked at my last job interview if I was a natural born citizen?

I had to tell the truth: "Nope. Cesarean!

I've noticed that women are natural born artists

From drawing eyebrows to drawing conclusion.

A non-partisan election joke! Not Republican or Democrat

Since we're at the end of the presidential campaign, I figured some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story shared with me by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be presid...

When I was born, I only weighed 33.8 ounces.

Doctor said I was a natural born liter.

What profession?

The father of a bright young son went to a wise friend for advice as to what profession the youth should be fitted for. The sage was brusque.

"Let the boy choose for himself," he said.

"But," protested the father, "he's too young."

"Well," responded the wise man, "put him in a ...

Ole the Norwegian Insurance Salesman

Ole, the smoothest Norske in the Minnesota National Guard and a natural born salesman, got called up to active duty. Ole's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the ...

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