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Mufasa Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why did Simba’s dad die?

Because >!he couldn’t Mufasa than the stampede. !<

Simba runs pretty slow

He needs to Mufasa

Simba was moving too slowly

So i told him to Mufasa

Why did Simba’s dad get trampled by wildebeests?

Because he didn’t Mufasa

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Mufasa: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Simba: What about that shadowy pla-?

Mufasa: Did I fucking stutter?

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa?

One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.

Guys I found out why Simbas Dad died.

He didn't Mufasa nough

(my friend told me this joke lol)

What did the lion say when he was stuck in traffic?

Mufasa

Why did the one lion die by wildebeests in The Lion King?

Because he didn't Mufasa.

An unemployed man saw an ad in the newspaper asking for a Disneyland cop. He immediately goes to apply for the job.

"If you want to work at Disneyland," says the job agent, "you must show your knowledge of Disney by answering these questions. Question number one: what kind of animal is Mickey?"

"A dog?" guesses the guy.

"I'm sorry," says the agent, "but the correct answer is, a mouse. Question numbe...

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

So, I saw Simba walking today..

and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!

Edited for a bit more for clarity..

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Bill knows everyone

I met a man the other day named Bill the other day, and after introductions, he said, "I am glad to finally meet you. Now I officially know everybody on the planet."

"What?" I asked, "There is no way you can possibly know everyone on the Earth."

"It's true," he said, "You are the last...

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