Simba Jokes - 28 Hilarious Simba Jokes

Why did Simba’s dad die?

Because >!he couldn’t Mufasa than the stampede. !<

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Simba runs pretty slow

He needs to Mufasa

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Simba was moving too slowly

So i told him to Mufasa

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When Simba refused to go back to his Pride, you could say he was just

*A whim away*

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Why did Simba’s dad get trampled by wildebeests?

Because he didn’t Mufasa

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Why did Simba lose his father?

Because he couldn't Movefasta

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First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific?

Me: Simba

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Whats the difference between Simba and Timon?

Simba is a lion, and Timon is a mere cat.

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Why did Scar shave Simba?

Heir removal.

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what did simba's dad say to him when he was running in a race?

Mufasa! Mufasa!

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What did Scar tell Simba when he was getting chased by the stampede?

Move fassa'

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What do you call simba when he doesn't tell the truth

The lying king

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What did Simba's father say when Simba was walking slowly?

Mufasa

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Who cuts Simba's hair?

His mane man.

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Who was Simba's Japanese friend?

Ken Ya

Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off?

Because he just couldn’t wait to be aching.

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Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede?

Because he didn't Moofassa enough!

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Simba, everything that the sun touches is yours

Except the water, that is owned by nestle

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What do you tell Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Tell him to get his shit together, he's got a kingdom to run.

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You know,my life is somewhat similar to Simba

The uncles fucked up our childhood

So, I saw Simba walking today..

and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!

Edited for a bit more for clarity..

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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

Mu-fasa

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What did Simba say to his father after he died?

Stop lion around!

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Mufasa: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Simba: What about that shadowy pla-?

Mufasa: Did I fucking stutter?

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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How to kill a walking bird?

A plane has 500 bricks in it. One falls out. How many are left?

499

In 3 easy sets explain how to get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

1. Open the door.
2. Put the giraffe in.
3. Close the door.

In 4 easy steps explain how to put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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A bunch of groan-worthy one-liners

- Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

- Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

- Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Something's fishy about this."

- Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, "Oh ...

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I.T. auditor and a Blonde

At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...

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