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Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this, some kinda sick joke?”

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I am over 18

The World Health Organization has said Monkeypox is primarily spreading through sex.

So Redditors should be safe.

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What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox?

He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".

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I almost went crazy when I got Covid, but if I get the monkeypox

I will go bananas.

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