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National Mall Jokes

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A group of premature ejaculators…

…is on the National Mall. The protest starts at 5 pm and by 3, they’ve all arrived. A man with a bullhorn stands up and starts a chant.

“What do we want!?”

“A CURE FOR PREMATURE EJACULATION!”

“When do we wa-“

“NOW!!!”

The real reason Roy Moore wanted to be in D.C.

He hasn't been banned from the National Mall

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