Microsoft Office Jokes - 30 Hilarious Microsoft Office Jokes

The opposite of Microsoft Office is...

Macrohard Onfire.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you.

You have my Word.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

..I will find you. You have my Word.

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I took a Microsoft Office class and got an A

I Excelled at it.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you; you have my Word. You’ve taken my one only good Outlook in life. Seriously though, how did you gain Access & why did you only leave OneNote?

Today I discovered someone had stolen my activation for Microsoft Office...

I don't know who you are but I will find you, you have my word.

This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office

Word to your mother

A thief took my Microsoft Office license key

I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word

Why did the farmer study Microsoft office outside his house?

So he could excel in his field.

Future Employer: How good are your Microsoft Office Skills?

Me: Mark my word, I excel in it. Just give me access to it and I'll show you all the powerpoints.

(pls don't bully if it is a dumb joke, first post here)

Vanilla Ice has started a new business teaching Microsoft Office to people’s parents.

Word to your mother.

Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access

Just wait until Word gets out...

I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.

I took a class on Microsoft Office

I guess you can say that I Excel at it. I mean hey, if you don't believe me, you have my Word that I can give you Access to my certificate.

I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early.

But he kept his Word.

Bill Gates recently split up with Melinda Gates, who will take half of his belongings, including Microsoft office.

But she will only get Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint, because he always keeps his Word.

shoutout u/Duttywood

What’s it called when you buy your maternal figure microsoft office?

Word to ya mother

Someone stole my microsoft office kit for school

I can't excel without it

I was feeling anxious about the future today, but then I updated Microsoft Office

It improved my outlook.

If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a...

...forward four-word foreword for Word.

I'm not very good at Microsoft office or powerpoint,

but when it comes to spreadsheets I Excel.

Did you hear the latest Microsoft Office update can cure depression?

It gives you an improved Outlook

To the person who stole my bag with my antidepressants, my glasses and my Microsoft office CD in.

I hope your happy, I will find you, I have contacts, you have my word.

Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.

I have no Words.

My friend promised to give me one of his old Microsoft Office licenses.

He gave me his Word.

Timmy: "My mom said you bought her Microsoft Office for her birthday. Is that true?"

Jimmy: "Word to your mother."

A man in a job interview.

Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"

Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"

Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"

Man: "Word."

Where do Microsoft employees go to work?

a Microsoft office.

To the software thieves who robbed me last night.

Don't think you can get away with taking Microsoft Office away from me. I will find you. You have my Word.

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