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Hot Wheels Jokes

My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday

So I lit his wheelchair on fire

Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?

So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age

True Love

Me: Why are you crying?

5: Why do I always lose the things I love?

Me: What did you lose?

5: A Hot Wheels car. I think it was orange.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels

(First joke, hope you like it.)

I created a dating site for people over 70.

It's called hot wheels.

Little Mikey

Little Mikey Tomlinson loved his school. He lived in a little fishing village and his mom was the school teacher. The school had a tradition. If it was your birthday you got to choose the fish for lunch and any toy you wanted from the toy chest. For months he had his eye on a replica AC cobra hot wh...

I HAD A ROUGH YEAR

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
Economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniatu...

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