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How many marketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just reposition the room!

I suggested an awesome product name and slogan for marketers of a data file decompression utility, but they wouldn't take me up on it.

The company's stupid focus groups thought it was inappropriate.

I mean, come on, what's wrong with:

"SIGH unzips"?

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Why do marketers in the human body employ meiosis over mitosis when making their advertisements

Because sex cells!

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