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Mariachi Band Jokes

Mariachi bands are like hookers.

Bottom line, you're really paying for them to just go away

A mariachi band was in a car accident..

Unfortunately some of the instruments were damaged and the band members injured. Don’t worry, they made a maracaless recovery.

What do you call a mariachi band with one member?

A Juan man band.

What did the Captain yell when he saw the mariachi band?

A BAND ON SHIP

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The Mexican Restaurant.

I was working in South Texas on the border, and my coworker and I decided to drive in to Mexico to watch an authentic bullfight. It was in a small, semi-pro ring. We watched amateurs and semi pro matadors fighting, and actually killing, the bulls. It was brutally fascinating. The final fight was...

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