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Bush, Marcos, and Idi Amin all died and went to hell.

While in hell, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Marcos ask to call Manila and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost of calling to Earth is a million dollars, so Marco...

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In the afterlife, Dictators are lining up in heavens gate to be judged

St. Peter: Ok Stalin, you're next!

Stalin: It's ok Hitler, you can go first!

(After Hitler)

St. Peter: ok,next!

Stalin: Go ahead Saddam!

( after Saddam )

St. Peter: ok,next!

Stalin: Go ahead Marcos!

St. Peter: what's wrong with him?

Mar...

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