Tonight, some friends and I got tired of being locked up at home and got together, sat around a fire boasting about how tough we are.
My friend Alex says, "I was driving cattle last year, and was bit on the ass by a rattler. Finished the cattle drive. Took three days before I got the doc to look at me. Didn't shed a tear."
Then Julio says, "Yeah? Well I broke up two bulls that were fighting. One popped out my right eye. I p...
A moth walks into a podiatrist’s office.
He says “Doc, I’m not doing so well. My wife, Mrs. Moth is thinking of leaving me, my son Julio Moth hates me, my daughter Cindy Moth is a failure, and my boss Gregory Linovich is an evil person who feeds off my very demise. You see, I work at a factory and I’ve been at the place for 20 plus years. ...
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A little Texas joke
A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”
His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug...