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Manholes Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What does a road and a woman have in common?

They both have manholes

Why do women wear panties?

Because it's the law. The health and safety act of 1974 clearly states:

(4)(b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use

Why did the Christian convert quit his job at the sewer company?

Because entering manholes was no longer his thing.

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Some short drunk jokes

A drunk was walking home in the middle of the night. He didn't notice one of the manholes was open so he fell down the shaft. After pondering his situation for a bit he said to himself: "This sucks. If I don't get out of here in 10 minutes, I'm goin' home."

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A drunk climbed in...

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