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In Communist China you don't use iMessage

You use WeChat

In Communist China

Winnie the Pooh owns Disney

It is fitting that Coronavirus started in communist China

because everyone is going to get it.

Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia

Communist China:
WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN

Soviet reply:
WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS

Communist China:
SEND BELTS

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