What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

WHO investigators wanted to talk to the Wuhan scientists.

When they arrived to Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP officials informed them that unfortunately all the scientists have died after eating poison mushrooms.



WHO investigators were suspicious so they demanded that they exhume the bodies of dead scientists and check if they really died ...

How many cities does it take to start a global pandemic?

Only Wuhan.

Have you heard what happened with that Chinese lab in Wuhan?

**They ate him.**

My roommate went to Wuhan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I hope.

r/Wuhan_flu has been quarantined.

Is this some kind of sick joke...?

Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.

A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...

Coronavirus originated in Wuhan.

Did you hear about the serious cough originating in Wu Ping?

My Chinese friend from Wuhan emailed us a joke about how Covid-19 began, but nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China

There's also the Wu Ping cough.

There are so many news items about Wuhan...

It looks like China is going viral.

Welcome to Wuhan!

The city of masked heroes.

In Wuhan, a bat signal isn’t a request for a superhero to respond,

it simply means dinner is ready.

If someone in Wuhan could travel one month back in time, would he/she stop the epidemic?

No, he/she would be the 9th arrested for spreading false rumour.

If your Doctor spoke like Trump

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the W...

I wonder how this whole coronavirus thing has affected Wuhan china cymbal sales.

I think the market has crashed.

A little boy in Wuhan finds a bottle...

He rubs it and a genie pops out. “I will give you two wishes as a reward for freeing me,” says the genie. The boy thinks for a second and, as he’s very patriotic, decided on his first wish. “I wish everyone in the world knew about Wuhan!” he declares. “Very well,” says the genie. “And your second wi...

Did you hear about the Wuhan Clan?

They're killing it on the dance floors.

Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out?

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

A couple of good covid jokes I've heard

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year...

What happens when Nurgle has an affection for Han Solo?

Nurgle would try to Wuhan....

What's the most popular band in China?

The Wuhan Clan.

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Please don't go waltzing COVID-19

Once a jolly swagman traveled to the China land,

And he came back symptom free,

And he sang as he shopped and he huddled til' his virus roiled,

"I'll go a'waltzing COVID-19"

Waltzing COVID, waltzing COVID

He went a'waltzing COVID-19

And he sang as he shopped...

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Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?

I don’t know. But I know that a guy eating a pangolin in Wuhan, China can cause a toilet paper shortage in every single American mall

Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do...

What’s the coronavirus’ favourite rap group ?

The Wuhan Clan

I always wanted to see the Great Wall of China

So I booked a Wuhan way ticket

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Have you heard of the rap song that’s going viral?

Wuhan clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

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