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Wuhan Jokes

What is the difference between Wuhan, China and Las Vegas, Nevada?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Welcome to Wuhan!

The city of masked heroes.

WHO investigators wanted to talk to the Wuhan scientists.

When they arrived to Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP officials informed them that unfortunately all the scientists have died after eating poison mushrooms.



WHO investigators were suspicious so they demanded that they exhume the bodies of dead scientists and check if they really died ...

There are so many news items about Wuhan...

It looks like China is going viral.

The wuhan clan have brought out a new track

It's gone viral.

Why did the Wuhan man get kicked out of the bar?

He brought his own Corona

Coronavirus originated in Wuhan.

Did you hear about the serious cough originating in Wu Ping?

Have you heard what happened with that Chinese lab in Wuhan?

**They ate him.**

Did you hear about the Wuhan Clan?

They're killing it on the dance floors.

Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.

A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...

My roommate went to Wuhan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I hope.

Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China

There's also the Wu Ping cough.

In Wuhan, a bat signal isn’t a request for a superhero to respond,

it simply means dinner is ready.

Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out?

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

My Chinese friend from Wuhan emailed us a joke about how Covid-19 began, but nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

I wonder how this whole coronavirus thing has affected Wuhan china cymbal sales.

I think the market has crashed.

How many cities does it take to start a global pandemic?

Only Wuhan.

Did you hear about the rap group that caught the coronavirus?

They changed their name to Wuhan Clan.

What's the most popular band in China?

The Wuhan Clan.

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Have you heard of the rap song that’s going viral?

Wuhan clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

How to name a virus... WHO version:

WHO HQ in 2003:
: There’s a new type of corona virus outbreak in Guangdong province in China.
: Let's call it Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome aka SARS.
: Excellent name. It does not refer to any specific location or people. So no one will be blamed or feared for it.

Also WHO ...

I always wanted to see the Great Wall of China

So I booked a Wuhan way ticket

Now would be a great time for Bustah Rhymes to make public service announcements.

WUHAN!!!! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK!!!!

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Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?

I don’t know. But I know that a guy eating a pangolin in Wuhan, China can cause a toilet paper shortage in every single American mall

Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do...

A couple of good covid jokes I've heard

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year...

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Please don't go waltzing COVID-19

Once a jolly swagman traveled to the China land,

And he came back symptom free,

And he sang as he shopped and he huddled til' his virus roiled,

"I'll go a'waltzing COVID-19"

Waltzing COVID, waltzing COVID

He went a'waltzing COVID-19

And he sang as he shopped...

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