Wuhan Jokes

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

When they arrived to Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP officials informed them that unfortunately all the scientists have died after eating poison mushrooms.



WHO investigators were suspicious so they demanded that they exhume the bodies of dead scientists and check if they really died ... read more

I hope.

**They ate him.**

A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"... read more

There's also the Wu Ping cough.

It looks like China is going viral.

Did you hear about the serious cough originating in Wu Ping?

The city of masked heroes.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

it simply means dinner is ready.

I think the market has crashed.

It's more catchy.

He rubs it and a genie pops out. “I will give you two wishes as a reward for freeing me,” says the genie. The boy thinks for a second and, as he’s very patriotic, decided on his first wish. “I wish everyone in the world knew about Wuhan!” he declares. “Very well,” says the genie. “And your second wi... read more

It's gone viral.

He brought his own Corona

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the W... read more

They're killing it on the dance floors.

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

It’s just short for Washuhan Virus.

Only Wuhan.

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year... read more

The Wuhan Clan.

Nurgle would try to Wuhan....

So I booked a Wuhan way ticket

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do... read more

WUHAN!!!! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK!!!!