Wuhan Jokes

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

The city of masked heroes.

When they arrived to Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP officials informed them that unfortunately all the scientists have died after eating poison mushrooms.



WHO investigators were suspicious so they demanded that they exhume the bodies of dead scientists and check if they really died ... read more

It looks like China is going viral.

It's gone viral.

He brought his own Corona

Did you hear about the serious cough originating in Wu Ping?

**They ate him.**

They're killing it on the dance floors.

A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"... read more

I hope.

There's also the Wu Ping cough.

it simply means dinner is ready.

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

Wuhan Clan.

I think the market has crashed.

Only Wuhan.

They changed their name to Wuhan Clan.

The Wuhan Clan.

WHO HQ in 2003:
: There’s a new type of corona virus outbreak in Guangdong province in China.
: Let's call it Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome aka SARS.
: Excellent name. It does not refer to any specific location or people. So no one will be blamed or feared for it.

Also WHO ... read more

So I booked a Wuhan way ticket

WUHAN!!!! GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK!!!!

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do... read more

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year... read more