Why do the Greeks play classical music by volcanoes?

because of all the Bach lava.

Why are volcanoes so jolly?

Whenever they hear a joke, they erupt with laughter

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

My pseudonym when I would write a book about volcanoes?

T.R. Ash

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Doctor: are you active sexually?

Patient: define active, cause some active volcanoes didn't explode in hundreds of years.

Doctor: I'll write virgin.

In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our...

...active volcanoes.

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