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Magic The Gathering Jokes

Hey girl are you a Magic The Gathering card?

Cause iā€™d tap you

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Donald Trump built a house of cards out of his Magic the Gathering collection.

It was a little house, but it had multiple floors, and was even sturdy enough for a sitting room on the second floor. Donald loved to go up there and draw in his coloring books. One day he thought something might be wrong with it, which frustrated him, since he had worked so hard on it. Angrily, he ...

What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?

My lands!

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