Low Self Esteem Jokes - 16 Hilarious Low Self Esteem Jokes

I have such low self esteem

When I take a shower I realize how people missed opportunities to cleverly insult me

Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem?

She was taken for granite

Why do Python programmers have low self esteem?

They're constantly comparing their self to other.

i wrote this as a kid: Why did Jesus have low self esteem

He was Jewish. He didn’t believe in himself.

I went to a support group for people with low self esteem

As an activity to boost our self esteem, the instructor had us all go around in a circle and say one thing that we had accomplished in our life.

When it got to me, I told them that once I put a USB in right on the first try!

"I'm sorry, you must be in the wrong group," said the instruc...

Low self esteem group meeting

Please use the back door

In contrast to God, scientists must have a very low self esteem.

Whenever the result of an experiment differs from the prediction, they think it was their fault.

My friend from the Middle East has really low self esteem.

Thus I was not surprised to find out that she was a Qatar.

My girlfriend dumped me because I have low self esteem.

The worst part is she was imaginary.

Everyone says that my low self esteem looks bad on me...

I agree.

Me: So do you like guys with low self esteem?

Girl: Of course, yes, I do

Me: Please don't lie to make me feel better

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Mental health hotline.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If y...

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

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So my girlfriend turns to me...

she says "do you think I'm pretty?" I think about it and say "You're definitely a 6". For some reason she gets offended and starts ranting about how I'm an asshole and that she's been battling with low self esteem. I tried to explain that 6 is perfect, but she was never one to appreciate number theo...

Buddy, those pills you're taking, are they for your face?

No, they're for my low self esteem.. So you're not taking anything for your face?

(Courtesy of C&H)

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church bulletin bloopers

*These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:*
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for ...

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