Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem?

She was taken for granite

Why do Python programmers have low self esteem?

They're constantly comparing their self to other.

i wrote this as a kid: Why did Jesus have low self esteem

He was Jewish. He didn’t believe in himself.

I went to a support group for people with low self esteem

As an activity to boost our self esteem, the instructor had us all go around in a circle and say one thing that we had accomplished in our life.

When it got to me, I told them that once I put a USB in right on the first try!

"I'm sorry, you must be in the wrong group," said the instruc...

I have such low self esteem

When I take a shower I realize how people missed opportunities to cleverly insult me

My friend from the Middle East has really low self esteem.

Thus I was not surprised to find out that she was a Qatar.

My girlfriend left me because of my low self esteem

I probably deserved it, though

Everyone says that my low self esteem looks bad on me...

I agree.

Low self esteem group meeting

Please use the back door

Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you ar...

Me: So do you like guys with low self esteem?

Girl: Of course, yes, I do

Me: Please don't lie to make me feel better

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

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So my girlfriend turns to me...

she says "do you think I'm pretty?" I think about it and say "You're definitely a 6". For some reason she gets offended and starts ranting about how I'm an asshole and that she's been battling with low self esteem. I tried to explain that 6 is perfect, but she was never one to appreciate number theo...

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the Steel Guitar Network - Church Bulletin Bloopers

Church Ladies With typewriters ...

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
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