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A man enters a restaurant in a foreign country...

...he doesn't speak the language, but he tries to order breakfast anyway. He makes a slicing motion, then moves his finger like he is spreading butter on a slice of toast. The server understands this and notes it down.

He then clucks like a chicken and pretends to crack and beat an egg. The s...

An Irishman leaves the pub one night...

He drunkenly stumbles down the sidewalk, yelling obscenities. A Nun happens to pass by the Irishman and gives him a smile. The drunken fool suddenly begins to punch the Nun repeatedly. He slams her against a brick wall and kicks her while she's down. At this point a crowd of horrified on-lookers ha...

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